New smartphone checklist

- Chat in the train CHECK
- Being almost run over by a car CHECK
- mix up train combinations two times in a row because of the chat CHECK
- Being woken up in the middle of the night because you forgot to sign out from chat CHECK
- Chat in a restaurant while waiting for dinner even if you are with friends CHECK
- Take a picture of something totally irrelevant in the street and upload it to facebook just because you can CHECK
- Download an app for checking subway schedules CHECK
- Watch porn in the morning just after shutting down the clock alarm TBA