jueves, 4 de agosto de 2011

Weird Dream

I had a weird dream.

I don't know why I always dream I am in House's team. Some nights ago I dreamed that again. This time I was talking with Foreman, I needed to do some on-line errand and I had to use some data that was in my e-mail but in that precise moment I had not internet access (I was in the CT room, maybe?), So I had the following conversation with Foreman:

D: "can you enter to my e-mail and check something for me? my password is..."
F: "Oh, Don't worry, I already know your password"
D: "What?! Why?!"
F: "Well, you know that if you forget your password, you can recover it with your credit card number, so once I was googling your name and I found your credit card number in a website."
D: "Which website?"

In this moment Foreman sat in front of one of the workstations in the room and wrote the address of this website. The website looked very old school, something like astalavista.com but with light colors. And there was a link which said "click here to find the credit card number", Foreman clicked on it but it did not work; he tried several times and he said it was broken.
D: "It can not be! I have to find how this website works."

And here is the super weird part (recover your password with your credit card number was not weird enough): To figured out how the website worked, I opened the computer, because, following the logic of my dream, when you have a website in the screen, and in that precise moment you open your computer leaving the hardware in sight, each link in the website an thus its corresponding application (we are talking of some website implemented in php or javascript) is mapped to one specific piece of hardware inside the computer. So, let's see, in the website there were 5 links, so when I opened the computer, there were 5 boxes inside. I found the one corresponding to find the credit card number because it was "just below" the link. It was a little plastic box, slightly transparent and you can se inside some gears (yes, gears).

F: "It is sealed! you can not see what is inside and therefore know how it works."
D: "We have to open it."
F: "No way, you are going to break it"
D: "No if I do it carefully. give me the scalpel!!"

I took the scalpel and I started to detach the cap in top, inserting the scalpel near the screws. I was in the middle of that when Chase appears:

C: "Hi D, what are you doing?"
D: "Nothing"

Chase got a little offended with my cold answer so he said:

C: "why are you so unpolite? do you have a problem?
D: "oh, no, it is just that I am in the middle of a situation here"
C: "I don't believe you... I think you don't like me because I watch too much TV. Do you think I am shallow, right?"

And then I woke up without knowing why that application could find my credit card number.

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